Things I don't need, but am buying online anyway

Buy here
Soap that makes you smell like cat food. Used for attracting cats.
Ranch really does make everything taste better.

Cow fighting a man figurines.

Reminds me of a Goya painting, only more plasticy.

I hate clowns.

I'm pretty sure I saw a pickle brine thermos on this site too.

He has a stomach ache.

Inflatable fruitcake!
I am an easily led shopper....