I smell like pickles and chicken....ask me why

Here is a delicious sounding recipe from Wendy who tried to share this with me last night. Unfortunately, I was unavailable because I was exhausted from the weekend and only had enough energy to eat potato salad while laying in the bathtub and then go to bed. Anyway, here's her recipe which I will try this week only I will be using a store bought rotisserie chicken because I'm lazy:

Wendy's Delicious Chicken Salad

I season the chicken first (sea salt, pepper and garlic powder), then add spicy brown mustard, ranch dressing, mayo, yellow mustard, chopped onion, chopped granny smith apple, chopped dill pickle that I peel the skin off of first. Serve with sweet midget pickles on the side, preferably on wheat bread. It is super delicious, even Haley likes it.

Sadly, Wendy left her salad at home today, so now she can only sit at work with a shadow of a fantasy about the chicken salad that awaits her in her fridge. Hopefully she can send her friends at flufflefritz a picture before it's all gone!

My Wendy

Wendy has been my friend for going on 20 years now and I love her for so many reasons. Not only is she stylish, but she is also very funny. Here are a few memories that I thought I should share.

Reason #78: She will hand you a bottle of tequila with a straw and trust you not to drown in her bathtub.

Reason #1024: Direct quote from Wendy "Alert the media! My intense hatred of James Taylor and his brand of adult contemporary folk music seems to have ebbed. I just had to sit through some song about sunny days and didn't feel an ounce of rage. Sadly, this probably signifies that I am getting old, not more mature, just old."

Reason #1108: Called me the next morning to say, "God, I hope you didn't go home with our friend last night. We forgot to tell you he has Tourrette's."

Reason #912: Conversation with her husband over breakfast.
Wendy: "What are people from Belgium called? ...Belgish? ...Belgique?"
Scott: "What kind of waffle are you eating?"
Wendy: "Belgian. Oh."

Reason #2005: Direct quote from Wendy while looking at her inferior grits. "Listen, I'm from the South and we know what good grits are supposed to taste like."

Reason #2017: Founding member of The Mega-maniacs. Our revolutionary band where all of our songs were screamed at close range through little megaphones. Co-wrote the hit "Emergency Situations"

Reason #25: Is still friends with me even though I yelled at her great-grandmother in law at Christmas when I thought she was pretending to not know who I was.